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Butterscotch: How To Make. {finally}

For all the butterscotch rage that's been going on for about a year now, (on the www), there's still very little information about what butterscotch is and is not.

#1. Butterscotch is not made with white sugar. Look here if you don't believe me.

#2. Butterscotch is not the flavor of butterscotch chips and butterscotch chips are an artificial flavor.

#3. Butterscotch is really easy to make from scratch.

#4. A lot of people have told you how to make butterscotch pot de creme or stove top pudding before me. My own recipe and method is only one of many.

But now,

#5. I'm here to tell you How To Make Butterscotch. Yes! Finally! Go see for yourself!

How To Make Butterscotch-- with step-by-step photos and instruction. It's at Simply Recipes. Yes, I'm lucky enough to be a guest author there again.

So now you can do whatever you want with butterscotch. Now you have freedom. The skies are the limit. Butterscotch thrown from the rooftops! Butterscotch dresses! Butterscotch kiddie pools!

Butterscotch. The flavor. The memory. The sauce. The elusive & rare perfume.

Butterscotch: the myth, the legend. The Movie.

Butterscotch, the photo essay tutorial, can be found on Flickr. Click here to see the whole process.

eggbeater t shirts on their way to you ~

If you partook in the fast & furious eggbeater T shirt sale, many of them are on their way to you, flying through the skies.

If I received your payment after Thursday February 1st, your new clothing will be shipped the week of February 12, as I am also in the sky, headed towards Boca Raton, Florida.

If you were not able to get a coveted T shirt, I may make a deal with Cafe Press when I can figure out how they work. Anyone have any luck with them and want to give an old school fellow some pointers?

Eggbeater T Shirts: Final Count!

Well my goodness! What a day!

We are just about sold out over here at Eggbeater!

Here's what's left:

Women's American Apparel: 3 Small

Hanes Unisex: 8 Small, 5 Medium

1 T shirt $17, 2 for $32, 3 for $45-- shipping covered by me*

This is it!

If you want one of these original designs, If you want to Sport The Old School Tool, If you want to get in on the Sale:

click the EMAIL ME link and tell me:

1. how many,

2. what size,

3. a snail mail address I can send it to,

4. & if you're comfortable sending me a check.

DO NOT PAYPAL ME UNTIL YOU HEAR FROM ME THAT I HAVE YOUR T SHIRT REQUEST IN STOCK. **I will not be on email again until Sunday January 28. **The queue for the T shirts will be determined by the time and date stamp on the email you send me-- first come, first have T shirt.

This is it. They will not be printed again. I hope I have the size for you and you can wear something made with love & silliness!

Thank you thank you thank you for helping me sell out so quick! A big hug to Elise of Simply Recipes for helping me move these dashing, pretty, debonair, beautiful and handsome T shirts!!!

Eggbeater T Shirt Sale Update!

Thank You Thank You Thank you!

The T shirts are moving fast!

This is what I have left:

Women's American Apparel

5 each Small

Hanes Unisex 100% cotton Royalish-Navy Blue with orange front and back designs:

11 each Small
6  each Medium
3  each Large
6  each XL*

 

* For all of you interested in the one and only XXL, the only difference between the XXL and the XL is that the XXL is one inch longer! That's right! The shoulders and the width are exactly the same!

Get these t shirts now! They're going fast! This is the last time I will print them!

Sport The Old School Tool ~

Now a one-of-a-kind item!

Email me with these details:

how many, what size, where you'd like them mailed to, and if it's possible for you to send a check. (at this low low price it's hard for me to give any of the money to PayPal...)

thanks so much! Especially you, Elise!!!!

Eggbeater T Shirts On Sale!

Last July I attended my first blogging conference, BlogHer. In hopes that I would sell a number of eggbeater T shirts I asked my printer to print me a big order.

But now I have way too many, and still a big invoice to pay off.

I will probably never get them printed again I have so many! Can you help me to move them from out of my closet, onto your naked chest, and into your T shirt drawer?

Please?

This is what I have in stock:

Unisex Hanes heavy cotton:
1 each XXXX Large
1 each XX Large
11   X Large
7   Large
9   Medium
13  Small

American Apparel Women's soft cotton:
2  Large
4  Medium
5  Small

I am not looking to make money here, just break even. Here's the deal:

1 T shirt $17, 2 for $32, 3 for $45-- shipping covered by me*, sent to you by the United States Postal Service.

The Unisex T's are very true to size-- they will shrink a bit, especially if you wash them in warm water &/or dry them in a hot dryer. The American Apparel shirts are cut really small.

Sport The Old School Tool, wear something few people are wearing, go to your next party with a conversation starter, get something for the person who has everything, make a bold statement, sport a never to be printed again design, support a small Oakland business owner, tell the world you are cool and geeky in an old fashioned way, or just share with your friends the niftiness that is this good ol' eggbeater blog.

Email me with your address and size preference and, with all my free time as of late, I will get them off to you next week!!

*If I can get them to you without the post office in the middle, take off $3 from each deal!  >>>>if you take me up on this offer you will need to pay me by cash or check, as Paypay takes off the top and at this point there is no top to be skimmed.<<<<

eggbeater t shirts: Sport The Old School Tool

I'm about to get some eggbeater t shirts in the mail--- one to Italy, one to England, and a third to a fellow Californian. Now is the perfect time to order one or two... as you can see I now have a very easy PayPal button!

These handsome T shirts are 100% cotton and come in every size up to XXXXXXL. They cost a mere $17 including shipping. (Unless you get more than 2 XL's, in which case I need to tack on whatever few dollars more it costs.) They have been intentionally printed by an individually owned small business screen printing company called Sundragon in old school downtown Oakland.

Eggbeater T shirts can be spotted on famous chefs, curly black haired Persian women, infamous farmers, bakers, novelists, grrrls, former Luddites, nerds, bois, activists, beautiful people, Jewish grandmothers, up-and-coming artists, intellectual Castro boys, underground restaurant critics, French Bulldogs, culinary students, brrrls, Moroccan soccer players, NY doctors, Jewpanese musicians, math teachers, hot dykes, award winning composers, interior designers, food bloggers, prolific writers, MFA in creative writing students, innovative song writers, sexy fat girls, handsome pastry chefs.

Isn't it time one was worn by you?

eggbeater t shirts on the move

Are you looking for that piece of clothing which will set you apart from the masses?

Want to wear a delicious conversation starter?

Need an extra confident bop in your step?

Desire sporting the Old School Tool?

The handsome dark blue cotton eggbeater t shirts can do all this for you.

And more.

The eggbeater t shirt goes places. It travels. It inspires fantastic meals, supple sensuous sips, good hair days, and is an obvious display of great style!

I have S, M. L, and XL. {I can get you anything up to XXXXXXL, although in those larger sizes I will have to charge a bit more for shipping.}

The sizes really fit-- so take this into consideration when asking for the size you want!

These gorgeous 2 sided babies are selling for just $17, with a deal thrown in if you order 3 or more...we'll talk.

You can pay with Paypal or snail mail me a check--- email me and we'll work it out.

Many a person all over the world wears their eggbeater shirt

proudly, I hope you will too!!

handsome clothing

Thanks to all of you, I am picking up my third order of eggbeater T shirts shortly! Channukah is coming--- you can smell the latkes simmering in the late November breezes.

Don't delay, order your eggbeater T shirt today!**Instructions below**

Sport the old school tool!

As you can see in these photographs, the eggbeater T shirt is versatile. Fancy, frivolous, sexy, practical, fashionable, debonair, mysterious, fun.

If you have a PayPal account it's easy because so do I. The T shirts are $17 and that includes shipping. (Unless you are on another continent, then we'll have to discuss...) I also have a special deal if you order more than 2, so think of all your friends, co-workers, family when ordering...

The eggbeater T shirt is now being worn by wonderful people in:

California: SF, LA, San Diego, Sacramento, Oakland, Emeryville, Richmond, Napa. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Florida. New York: Manhattan, Brooklyn. Birmingham, Alabama. Portland, Oregon. Seattle, Washington. Paris, France. London, UK.

Help support the gently whipping of eggs & cream, unique style, DIY human-powered tools, me and my leetle orange & blue blog, and small business: for a good T shirt call Sundragon Screenprinting in Oakland, Cali.

The eggbeater T shirt goes anywhere you go. Opera or farmer’s market, Friday’s dress-down day or under the covers, art opening or a sweaty mountain bike ride, you name it, this deep blue T shirt fits the occasion. Classic colors, bold statement, dashing style.

**The How-To** Send the $17 to PayPal, email me what sizes you wish to purchase along with the mailing address you would like them to arrive at. (If you do not have a PayPal account, feel free to send a check.) The T shirt gets mailed to you in the following two weeks. Voila! *If you want higher than an XL I need to special order it. If I am shipping more than 2 T's I will let you know the extra cost of the shipping. If I need to send it out of the USA I will also need to charge you a bit extra for the shipping.*

a new shipment has arrived!

And they're going fast! You guessed it--  heavy weight, ultra handsome, deep navy blue with fantastic orange graphics, an  eye catcher and a head-turner.

The  e g g b e a t e r  T shirt. A new vibrant printing. From the creative team at Sundragon Screenprinting, a T shirt for friends, family and pets. A perfect gift for the holidaze or just a nice new piece that brightens the t shirt drawer.

Like to bake? Like this site? Have been aligned with the Luddites? Consider yourself old school? Want to look goood when you step out of the house? Like to keep them on their toes guessing what it is your showing off? Like to look unique? The eggbeater T shirt is for you. It suits many needs and desires.

We've got yer S, M, L & XL all for just $17 each, (unless I know you Real well or it's your second T, then we have a deal to make...) This baby shrinks unless you keep it clear away from the evil hot dryer. So think about how tight you need your shirt to fit...

Happy Shopping!

the eggbeater T shirt has arrived!

Just in time for, "what will I wear to gay pride next weekend?" e g g b e a t e r  100% cotton T shits have arrived to solve all your fashion dilemmas. Navy blue with orange graphics, this unique & slightly mysterious artwork will go with any pair of trousers, utility kilt, combat boots, sailorboy suit, fishnet stockings, Levi's, Catholic school uniforms or nakedness.

Think of all those summer BBQ's coming, hard-to-please birthday friends, and the people who seem to have everything, needimg the rare, one-of-a-kind gifts that take forever to find. Not anymore! The perfect gift for all genders, ages and sizes is here!

The eggbeater T shirt was printed and designed  by a local company, Sundragon Screenprinting in downtown Oakland. An outrageous shop housed in a tall industrial building that's worth a visit if even just for delicious visuals. Housed in the same structure is a wild metal machine shop that comes right out of your imagination and lands with a crash. A baby doll the  size of a Kenworth 18 wheeler hangs from the rafters and decorates the ceiling with old neons, oftentimes on, even in the bright skylight lit space.

Sundragon Screenprinting is owned and operated by Fred Gromadski and Dan Palkki, who Fred says enthusiastically and aprreciatively, "ultimately it's Dan's expertise and strength which churns out the sweet prints!!" An established artist himself, Fred is a friendly native Northern Californian. He's hella mellow, a little shy, has incredible handwriting and flair and is dedicated to being a small business owner in Oakland. If you have a printing job, no matter how small, I highly recommend giving Fred your business.

My  e g g b e a t e r  T shirts are sized appropriately. Meaning that the small is even small for a lanky fellow like me. Fred tells me that if you put them in a high heat dryer (inside out please!) they should shrink about 7% from the bottom.

Act now, these first run T shirts come to you at the low low price of $17. A pay pal account will soon be ready for your orders....